The Tao of Porn

Meet Yvon, a goofy, middle-aged Quebequois with a paunch, goatee and glasses. Yvon trains aspiring young porn stars in Montreal.

Yvon is horny, funny, and he knows how to talk to the ladies. Conseula finds Yvon’s style very sexy. I like him too, but I’m more impressed by his lineup of models.

That’s a corny headline, but what else can you say about a band of horny Canadians on a Florida yacht wearing pirate hats?

Captain Stabbin is an older gentleman who makes no bones of the fact that this website is his sole sexual activity.

[Part of the Reality Kings network]

I LOVE to wrap my hands around a nice, firm pair of tits.

I love to squeeze them, pinch them, lick them.

What is it about those mammaries?

[Part of the Reality Kings network]

The premise: our lovely lady auditions for an Australian reality show — in the back of a moving vehicle. The boys offer her cash and pretend she’s not in on the game. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge …)

This site stands out because of the quality of the models — many are quite beautiful — and the elements of exhibitionism and voyeurism.

Backseat Bangers is included in the All Reality XXX Pass

Let’s see, what’s the ‘reality’ angle here?

Every week a gang of well-hung black dudes persuades a sexy young chick to visit their studio for a TV interview.

Then they fuck her silly.

Backseat Bangers is included in the All Reality XXX Pass

The California Pimp offers us a classic seduction: we watch the young lady’s hesitation, her interest, confusion … and those telltale signs of arousal.

An innocent young lady responds to a newspaper advertisement for calendar models.

What she doesn’t realize is this is a naughty calendar.

The twist: these girls are not in on the game.

I had more to say here about the California Pimp.

‘In the VIP’ offers plenty of dirty dancing, which is a turn-on for Consuela, and public flashing, which always gets the good doctor’s motor started.

Those wacky Canadians are at it again, cruising Miami’s South Beach night spots for hot female talent and you can figure out what happens next.

[Part of the Reality Kings network]